Montana Ranch Hand

A handjob, given to completion, with ranch dressing used as lubricant.

Deep in the Hidden Valleys you will find the best Montana Ranch Hands around.

by The Montana Ranch Hand June 19, 2020

Harambe Hand job

When you sprinkle pepper on your partner's face while having vaginally sex and having them sneeze making there vagina clench tight on your dick like a gorilla's fist.

Guy 1: You dude anal is great, but is there a tighter feeling?

Guy 2: Harambe Hand job by far.

by Chaaldnox March 4, 2018

leather Hands

Simon Catling

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

sacred hand

a hand that has been stuck down james lobbans pants

i have a sacred hand

by candace grace February 28, 2004

Second-Hand Drunkness

a state of intoxication where the said "drunk" person did not have a sip of alcohol but seems to be in an intoxicated state. Mostly prevalent in the Irish or Celtic people because of their inherited ability to absorb alcohol from the air, with a high enough concentration.

At the wedding, young Patrick and Bridget seemed to be drunk even though they could not possibly be. Aunt Eileen nudged her husband and said "must be the second-hand drunkness."

by Bridget Boyle October 14, 2007

wondering hand syndrome

when a persons hands start wondering where they shouldn't

i just wanted to make out but he had wondering hand syndrome

by feltup October 2, 2009

Ten pound hand

Rather self-explanatory technique used by a guy for suggesting and/or forcing a girl to go down on him. While making out or during a quick break, one hands is placed behind the head of said girl and gently but firmly pressed in a downward direction.

So Jenna and I are makin out, then I use the ten pound hand... she got the picture

by sotaskimmer July 24, 2008