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Monster under the bed

When you are banging a chick and you are going to nut too fast so you start eating her out and bust under the bed without her knowing. You continue to eat her out until you recharge and can start banging again.
“Yo, I was with Sarah last night and it was so good i had to monster under the bed
by Thebigkahuna98 March 2, 2026
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Monster under the bed

When you are banging a chick and you are going to nut too fast so you start eating her out and bust under the bed without her knowing. You continue to eat her out until you recharge and can start banging again.
“Yo, i was with Sarah last night. It was so good i had to monster under the bed.”
by Thebigkahuna98 March 2, 2026
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Mongeritus

A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life.

An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.

Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs that almost resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 16, 2026
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Mongeritus

A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life.

An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.

Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs that almost resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 16, 2026
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Mongeritus

A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life. An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.

Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 17, 2026
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Minter

An unexpected or ugly photograph of someone else's face.
I just found a minter of my friend, while scrolling through my camera roll.
by DrummerVR14 February 21, 2025
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moniterry value

Da open-market price for fluffy fabric.
Once towels become soiled or stained, there would indeed be a huge reduction in their moniterry value, but you could always launder and bleach them, and thus end up wif perfectly-usable absorbent-fabrics dat were obtained at a fraction of da cost of buying them new.
by QuacksO March 16, 2025
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