Stokes' Mom 

The cheapest whore known in a central suburban area. Usually found in the personal section of the newspaper saying: "Bring $.25 to $2.00 for Excellent time. Rachel not included."

Dude, I can't walk right any more, not after last night with Stokes' Mom.

Stokes' Mom by Beau February 24, 2004

your mom gay 

no u

"your mom gay"
"no u"

your mom gay by urmomgaynou May 12, 2018

Your mom 

What I did last night

Guy 1 - Yo, what did you do last night

Me - erm, your mom

Random guy - OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Your mom by LaydeeLozza October 16, 2008

crunchy almond mom 

A mom who believes that vaccines cause autism, essential oils will heal every ailment and who only feed their children "organic" food.

"She bought an entire case of organic water, what a crunchy almond mom"

crunchy almond mom by lexistexas May 1, 2023

Your Mom 

Best comeback ever created.

Bob: "Hey Rick, what'd you do last night?"
Rick: "Your Mom."

or

Guy: "You're such a cunt."
Girl: "Your Mom's a cunt!!"

Your Mom by Master of comebacks. January 16, 2010

ur mom 

a word for loss of intellignet words or merely an answer to a question you dont know.

"o crap, my pencil!"
"o crap, your mom!"

ur mom by Sarah eliz. December 28, 2005

your mom jokes

totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid assholes who act several years younger than they really are

idiot: Your mom's so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said 'Ding Dong'!! HA HA HA
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!

your mom jokes by bleep March 13, 2005