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woke up dead

Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.
by Cleverdetector November 18, 2023
mugGet the woke up deadmug.

Dead girl WALKING

Someone who has 30 hrs to live bc she will d!e in 30 hrs so she hooks up with her psychotic bf"
by 6DaMoosical May 6, 2025
mugGet the Dead girl WALKINGmug.

Dead asshole

I really don’t know what it means but all I know it means something smells so bad that it smells like a dead asshole
EW WTF IT SMELLS LIKE A DEAD ASSHOLE IN HERE KAREN!
by ThatDeadAsshole April 10, 2021
mugGet the Dead assholemug.

dead self

A way to say that you're being for real or serious
Person 1: Nobody got a good grade on that test.

Person 2: Why you lying? Somebody had to pass.

Person 1: Nah really, dead self bro-- NOBODY passed.
by What is ya doin Dan May 20, 2017
mugGet the dead selfmug.

Your son is dead...

Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.
Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:

So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
mugGet the Your son is dead...mug.

Dead bitches

They are dead
Hey look u you apart of dead bitches , oh shi-
by Bigbadussy2000 October 20, 2021
mugGet the Dead bitchesmug.

dead week

the week after the actual dead week (full of end of chapter tests and projects) because you were too busy and occupied to feel dead
The exams during dead week aren't as deadly as all the stress that had accumulated but not relieved from the past week.
by indecisive pseudonym April 8, 2022
mugGet the dead weekmug.

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