To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 06, 2017

dead letter

a law or agreement that is no longer effective

blah blah Dead Letter blah I am not coming up with an example just for the sake of submitting this

by Mysty255 May 31, 2024

Dead

Dead. To stop living and to escaoe this mortal realm. Or to be fucking killed by gamzee that asshole

Dead. Nepeta is dead.

by DaveStriderTheDuckRider April 22, 2018

dead

you’re gonna get beat up

bro you’re dead…..(he’s finna get beat up)
**he’s running away**

by Charless March 28, 2022

Dead

what i am on the inside

guy: 9/11 jokes are plane wrong HAHAHAHAHA get it cuz plane is supposed to be plain HAHAHAHA im dead inside

by big daddy dale November 21, 2016

Dead

A term used to describe the ending stage of human life where there is no activity in the brain. It's also used people find a meme funny

1:I'm sorry but your husband is dead

2:Omg this is so funny I'm dead 😂

by SomeDumb June 20, 2018

Dead

Laughing so hard that one can hardly breathe. It also could mean that they really are dead and should be taken to the hospital...or just trying to get sum kitty ya know what I'm saying

Ja'tavious: Yo that joke was so funny I'm dead bruh.
Genisis: you jus tryna fuck but yea ik that was hella funny.
Ja'tavious: what so I can get yo num??
Genisis: yea, don't stop laughing at my jokes tho.

by Meme.me_out January 13, 2020