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David

He's the sexiest guy on earth. His Body is strong like Adonis. His voice dark. He's also the best man when it comes to s*x. He has a huge cock and knows how to use. He will make you wet so fast and you will get an orgasm you never reached before.
But dont think he's a fuckboy. He can be the perfect boyfriend. He cares about your problems and always will treat you as his queen. He also is interested in style so he likes going shopping with you. But always remember, dont treat him like a Slave. He's very selfconfident and dont hesitate to leave you because he knows there are millions of other girls wanting him.

You would never find such a smart, sexy and good boyfriend again.
He's the perfect man!
Ahh David you're making me cum.

I love you David, you always listen to my problems.
by Iekdbfnflfnndnsk July 4, 2017
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david and vivian

Two buttheads with chemistry
David and Vivian are do weird together
by Sgt. Duclbutter January 30, 2017
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David the cat

David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.
I got a cat and I named him David. We call him David the cat.
by Kajaway January 24, 2025
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David

An alternative for "Cirb"
David means to ragebait.
My love language is to david my friend group.
by gugir April 24, 2025
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David Miscavige

This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!
Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024
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David McIntyre

David McIntyre has wee willy and very homosexual. He touches up boys especially jvb. Because he is vulnerable. He also licks toes pf dead people and takes coke.
by Sexyboyjamie123 August 9, 2020
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David

Es un hombre muy guapo y atractivo. Es un agarrado y pocas veces comparte su dinero, pero aún así es un encanto y tiene a todo el mundo a sus pies.
Sí David te invita a cenar significa que está enamorado de ti
by Ascian November 21, 2021
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