menstrual high-five

Usually initiated by the guy, an act and symbol of relief that one's lady friend is menstruating and thus, not pregnant. For example, if your girlfriend is on an oral contraceptive and you decide to pull the goalie for the season, one may start to worry that the pill may not be 100% effective. In this instance, one is excited when that time of the month comes and upon hearing of Aunt Flow's visit, a menstrual high-five is warranted.

Guy: hey babe, this party blows. Wanna sneak into the laundry room and fuck on their dryer?

Girl: I can't. I got my period this morning...

Guy: Whew! Menstrual high-five!!!

*puts up arm with a Todd-from-Scrubs-like grin*

by hardcore Rx June 1, 2011

High school

That place where you spend four years hoping that you get by. Where about 90% of everything you hear from anyone (including teachers) is the most bogus misinformed crap. Either you go to parties, get drunk and have lots of sex or you don't.

You could be a nerd, an emo punk, a druggo, a preppy cool kid, a gossip monger or that guy everyone loves and hates at the same time. Your ultimate aim is to get into Princeton or Harvard or Cornell or whatever (dream on).

Listen to good music, take lots of power naps, try to get out of town as much as possible, watch Seinfeld and take advantage of life's small offerings and you'll be A-OK.

Also, study for 25 hours a day and do all your fucking homework if you don't wanna be a miserable faliure.

Dad: ah, I remember my senior year of high school in 1988. I had a girlfriend and always snuck out at night. Then I made it into Yale.

Son: sounds lit, dad. I'm glad you had so much fun.

by Themostunimportantpersonontheb December 12, 2018

Balls of his ass

Experiencing a difficult time, usually financially

Friend: Was that Ray? I haven't seen him in months.
Me: Yeah, he's really on the balls of his ass since he lost his job.

by Ned Hendershot April 25, 2014

take a hike

The meaning of this word it's to get lost.

You're buging me man,take a hike.

by BlackPohatu October 8, 2016

Hickok45

Hickok45 is the YouTube username of a man in Middle Tennessee who produces firearm videos to be put on YouTube. He uses his username as a pseudonym, often referring to himself in third person. His videos are different then most, in that, they are not fully reviews of firearms. lacking in criticisms, pros and cons, and final verdicts that often accompany reviews. His videos are more like demonstrations, he provides useful information about the firearm and fires a number of rounds at steel targets, along with soda bottles, paint cans, and other objects.

"Hickok45 signing off. Life is good"-hickok45

by turk'n'JD July 26, 2011

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

The fear of long words (I'm not kidding)

George: Kaleidoscopical

Tom: HOLY FUCK

George: dude whats your problem your acting like you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Tom: Dude seriously SHUT THE FUCK UP

by spencer hastings November 30, 2013

Battlefield High School

Full of snobby white kids and giant asian cliques that are the only reason why BHS has such high test scores. The girls are easy and most lost their v card at Bull Run Middle. A big ass school full of big ass egos.

Horny? Battlefield High School has some nice sluts!
Wanna join the Battlefield High School drama club? You mean the weird misfits that choose the same shitty actors over and over again?
Anime club? aka the kids that scare the shit outta people
Wow, Battlefield High School sure is a big waste of a big building!

by Cookiestastegood May 12, 2016