Porn

The greatest thing ever

White fat ugly emo chick riding elmo homemade porn.

by Someassholetookmyname February 3, 2019

porn promotion

mispelled as pawn promotion.
refers to a very bad move in chess.

*moves his pawn to e2 then the queen gets hit

the attacker: that was a porn promotion

by adamantium_me January 8, 2025

Gay porn

Gay porn should be more ilegal than child porn, the type of person to watch gay porn is usually named Dylan, he enjoys watching it but doesn’t want to admit it.

-Hey dude were you watching gay porn
-Yea
-You’re weird as shit, shoot yourself nigga

by anonymous January 15, 2025

porn shaming

When someone shames you when you admit to watching porn

“You watch porn that’s gross”(porn shaming)

by Mr pimp your ride June 11, 2023

kung fu porn

Watching hot girls do kung fu or other martial art.

"She's hot and can kick my ass. This is some quality kung fu porn"

by josefu0 May 18, 2017

Math Porn

That applying math in meeting people’s needs and wants, or in coming up with products of desire, could make you über-rich, because the geeks shalt inherit the earth—think of the founders of Microsoft, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, TikTok, and Tesla.

Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk are today’s most prominent hate-and-love ambassadors of the math porn movement, whose products or services have led billions of users into technological or digital bondage.

by Numerati September 23, 2024

Inadvertent porn

Compromising pictures and/or videos posted to the internet without the person's knowledge.

Imagine my surprise when I discovered I was featured in some inadvertent porn on RedTube.

by Richie Incognito January 18, 2011