trailer park marriage

Also known as common law marriage where two shitheads claim they’re married all over and tell people they’re married but they’re not

Leona told everyone her and Carl were married but after Carl died Leona couldn’t take possession of his house because the state didn’t recognize trailer park marriage

trailer park marriage by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024

Dog park 

A situation/event/gathering that leads to interacting with many of your best friends.

~Derived from how dogs get excited/wag their tails at the dog park when seeing other dogs.

Victoria: "So Stacy, Hannah and Kathy are moving into my neighborhood, it's going to be a dog park!"
Rachel: "Ahhh such a dog park!"

Dog park by Chrico_PK May 5, 2024

ditton park academy 

the shittiest school in england

'i go ditton park academy'

'i am so sorry.'

ditton park academy by spearmintgum223 May 6, 2024

Rotary Park 

Rotary Park is safe after dark
Neighbors off porches, the playground is stark
Wine stained a vacant old basketball court
Dwellings surround a municipal fort
Don't mind the stories of triumphs and glories
Rotary Park is the jam after dark

Guy: Ever heard of Rotary Park?
Joe Hawley and Zubin Sedghi: wtf man

Rotary Park by ColdsteelpotOFCL May 23, 2024

Rotary Park 

Rotary Park is safe after dark
Neighbors off porches, the playground is stark
Wine stained a vacant old basketball court
Dwellings surround a municipal fort
Don't mind the stories of triumphs and glories
Rotary Park is the jam after dark

Man: Rotary Park-
Joe Hawley: Cool, a song idea.

Rotary Park by ColdsteelpotOFCL May 23, 2024

MacArthur Park 

Imagine typing a heart-felt piece of advice dissemination, or, the writing of an overly technical diatribe into a web form. You spent a long time to ensure that your message would be easily digested. Upon clicking "submit", IT IS GONE. Database Error. Connection Error. Hole In The Ozone Error. Who cares, it's gone. You will never have the desire to convey that recipe again. When you enter the solution or data again, it will be minimal, half-assed and submitted with a "get it over with already" attitude. The "cake" is your initial sh*tcanned submission and you will never have that "recipe" (your passion for giving a sh*t about the initial topic) again.

I just typed for an hour and clicked send, and the website MacArthur Parked everything I wrote.

MacArthur Park by Bluegill67 May 25, 2024

Kadina park

"Kadina Park: A mythical realm where Damo's behind-the-back passes have a tendency to venture out of bounds, possibly due to his prolonged stays at the truck stop. Approach with caution, as you might find yourself in a game of basketball where the only thing harder to find than the hoop is Damo himself, who's likely hiding in the bushes, contemplating his next elusive move—whether it's on the court or in his pursuit of unsuspecting victims

1. "Damo's brisket was the stuff of legends in Kadina Park, but sadly, it remained as elusive as his behind-the-back passes. Some say he got lost at the truck stop, seduced by the aroma of smoked meats, forgetting the game altogether."

2. "In Kadina Park, Damo's absence during game time was blamed on his frequent 'pit stops' at the truck stop, where he allegedly got distracted by more than just brisket. His teammates wondered if they'd ever taste his legendary cooking, let alone see him on the court."

3. "While everyone eagerly awaited Damo's arrival at Kadina Park, he was on a wild goose chase for soggy Sao's, leaving his teammates wondering if he had a secret craving for more than just snacks. His elusive presence left them hungry for both his brisket and his slippery moves on the court."

Kadina park by Kadinabjuljabar May 28, 2024