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Hot pocket

A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably won’t have much effect.
That dude has the brain of a hot pocket.
But that’s an object?
An object filled with shit.
by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022
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dog pocket

dating back to world war 2, the term "dog pocket" refers to an ancient ritual from the Egyptians that was used to capture all Jewish dogs and store them into another dimension until everything blows over.
hey Quinton, ya hear about that dog pocket in Europe that just opened up?
by eatlicker24 May 18, 2018
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Nut Pocket

A slutty girl (aka a vag) randomly chosen at the end of the night from a bar or tavern (if you are old) that is taken home for one purpose.
Man, it’s been a long week, I’m hoping to find a fine nut pocket tonight.
by MattyG69 October 18, 2019
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Pockets

Something women have difficulty finding, because when they do, THEY'RE FAKE!!!!
Sarah: Oh my gosh, Debbie, this dress has pockets!
Debbie: Woah, you're so lucky, I don't even have pockets on these pants!
by TotallyNotAnOwOCat October 10, 2021
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Pocket bunny

A pocket bunny is a bottom who takes the glorious strokes of the pocket owner. Often times a prison bitch is called a pocket bunny. But can also be a term of endearment.
Walking thru the snow, my girlfriend got cold so I pulled my pocket out of my jeans so she could hold it. Thus becoming my pocket bunny aka trouser bitch.
by Mr trouser snake April 22, 2022
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hot pocket

Shitting in a sofa bed and folding it back up
Hey bro, did you leave a hot pocket in that hotel room?
by zqqq March 2, 2021
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Temu Hot Pocket

A girl that acts fake and thinks she is hot but isnt on the level of even the most attactive tortas or classier snacks. Always causes drama to make life just a little bit better.
"Bro she aint even a snack. She a temu hot pocket".
by AlwaysLateX July 18, 2025
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