josh 500

He is the strongest man alive. He can tear the world in two and drinks the blood of his enemies. It is said that if he looks at you you die on the spot. He doesn't live he just conquers.

"Dude run away Josh 500 is coming."

by Joseph mother deitz nutz da 3 June 6, 2023

Josh

When he laughs he sounds like a fucking hyena on crack and his veins become 3d. He's as tall as fuck. Likes to smoke titties. Has a voice deeper than the ocean. Fast.

Josh stop laughing ur making me laugh more!
"Smoke titties."~Josh 2017

by JMartBoii September 25, 2019

Josh

The best name in existence

Josh is awesome and the best man in existence

by ohyeaimcool November 1, 2022

josh

he acts really gay. like super gay. unnecessary gay. but hes 100% straight.

hes annoying as hell but you just cant stop talking to him.

" hey josh how are you?! "
* walks away *

by someoneswatchingme October 17, 2021

josh shackleton

very cool and loving geeza

can be a plank but he’s quite cool

“have you met josh shackleton”
“no fuck off”

by swagepicswag May 8, 2021

Josh

Josh. Another word for wanker. They are always pussies and think they are stronger than Logan Paul. They will always lose in a fight. Everyone in their group secretly hates them but feels bad for them because their dad never came back from buying milk. Also because they are fun to make fun of behind their backs. Everyone fucking hates Josh's

"who is that fuckwit"
"probably Josh"

by _NoNees_ June 14, 2021

josh allen things

Magical plays invented to demoralize a defense and delight Bills fans everywhere; the opportunistic things one does to lead a herd forward through a field of haters

Show ‘em what you’re made of kid, you can do Josh Allen Things!

by Mamicake the Original November 9, 2025