Dad boner

A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.

Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.

It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.

Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.

*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.

Dad boner by Jojopa January 25, 2022

Hate Boner 

When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.

Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)

Person 1: fuck you

Person 2: fuck you too ;)

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)

Hate Boner by LoliBait March 13, 2022

Stanky Bonehairius 

The inter-force of our body that fuels the molecular stankage in our cells.

Dudiage my Stanky Bonehairius’ we’re being molecularly stankified on a molecular bonehair.

Stanky Bonehairius by Dudiage August 13, 2022

super mega awesome boner pownage 

Term for something awesome such as a cool trick you might do on a skateboard.

Dude! That was super mega awesome boner pownage!!

super mega awesome boner pownage by Tha Producer12 May 28, 2009

Post-traumatic stress boner 

Commonly abbreviated PTSB. An erection or extreme sexual arousal following a psychologically traumatizing event.

After torturing detainees in Guantamo, Jim came home with a raging post-traumatic stress boner for Sally.

Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.

Post-traumatic stress boner by Sam and Zane October 16, 2012

Billy the boner 

A fat guy whose sexually excited all the time.

Bobby: Is your boyfriend Billy the boner?
Maj : Huh?
Bobby: Because he's always enthusiastic when it comes to sex.

Billy the boner by whenimaqueen September 1, 2018

I'd sell my own bones for [insert stone name] cuz [favorite color] is your favorite color~ 

Used to prove how much you appreciate and love someone.

I'd sell my own bones for insert stone name cuz favorite color is your favorite color~

Example: "I'd sell my own bones for rose quartz stones, cuz pink is your favorite color."

I'd sell my own bones for [insert stone name] cuz [favorite color] is your favorite color~ by clearblood June 7, 2021