On the express train to Narnia

When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.

Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train

Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"

by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019

he needs more training

Or "He's on medication"... what it really means is that he's an a**h**e, but we don't want to admit it.

I always disgustedly roll my eyes when someone tried to play down someone's destructive/abrasive behavior by saying, "He needs more training", when I know very well that the person in question is simply a no-good jerk, and so no amount of "training" or "counselling" in gonna help him... if he's evil or selfish by nature, there's nothing that others can do to "reform" him; he himself has to WANT to change his ways before any positive progress can be made.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

The Choo-Choo Train

The act where before going to sleep, you and your homies join in a circle where you each lean over to the homie next to you and suck him off to make him sleepy. Then everyone can sleep well

"The choo-choo train would help me sleep boys"

by Limedude123 July 13, 2019

Windy Poo Train

When you fart in the back of a fan and the foul scent travels

“Jeff let a windy poo train go and now the whole room stinks”

by MonkeRob September 7, 2020

reverse choo choo train

It’s when a girl takes a hit of her vape then sucks a mans dick and proceeds to blow said vape into the males dick hole.

Nick: yo I got UTI because my girl gave me a reverse choo choo train

Rob: damn that shit wack man

by Coolfrogawesome2 November 8, 2020

Australian road train

A phrase that sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.

-"That sounds just like an Australian road train, if ya know what I mean"

-No! I don't!

by Knightmusic December 25, 2020

Guantanamo gravy train

a fetish/torture method of securing an individual's face underneath the seat of a wicker chair and the dumper consuming a laxative in a high quantity and then defecating on the dump-ee

My sugar daddy is going to give me a trip on the Guantanamo gravy train. I love it when he takes me traveling!

by staplegun998 February 12, 2021