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President Trump 

The shortest horror story
Guy: Hey, wanna hear a scary story?
Girl : Sure
Guy: Ok: "Welcome, President Trump"

*And from that day on most of humanity had a heart attack and died.*

Donald Trump 

“Hey, did you see donald trumps speech on the news last night?“
“Yeah.... i’m gonna settle for Biden
Donald Trump by Cody maverick October 28, 2020

Donald trump 

A fucking racist orange. Not to mention a rapist, homophobe, sexist, transphobic, etc. person. He’s so full of himself when in reality nobody but mindless freaks like him. He’s that person that you wish would just go die in a hole, and quit everything. He is a child. You might say biden is a child, he is as well, but at least he’s better than that motherfucking orange. Cancel the fucking orange.

Donald trump: someone who is an absolute hoe and racist freak.
dude: *says racist slurs*

me: that dude is so a donald trump.

Me: fuck off trump. orange hoe.

Melania Trump 

copy-and-paste
plagerizer

someone who copies other peoples work, and pretends it is their own
johnny looks over billy's shoulder and quickly scribbles down a few lines, then heads for the teachers table, and claims his star.

by karen May 13, 2003
I Melania Trumped that assignment. Luckily I had my older sister's copy.
Melania Trump by javajeff1 July 20, 2016

Slumber Trump 

The act of flatulence when one is sleeping
As my new girlfriend slept, she looked so perfect and peaceful. She then turned toward the wall and released a slumber trump.
Slumber Trump by benjiblest December 4, 2011

Drop Trump off at Mar-a-lago 

Code phrase for heading to bathroom to take a dump.
I need to Drop Trump off at Mar-a-lago