car shopping

What you as a couple tell your kids that you are doing when you are leaving to meet up for a threesome/orgy

“Bye kids! Me and your mother are going car shopping, we’ll be home later!

by CalzoneDemon March 12, 2022

Car Missile

The act of throwing drinks or food at people or other cars from your own car. This could be cans left in the car, old drinks, fast food etc. If a driver or person is giving you a bad time throw a Car Missile at them and speed off.

"I got a kid in my fucking car and you're driving like an asshole, you want to video tape me. FUCK YOU!"
"Is that all?"
*Proceeds to use an old Wendy's chocolate frosty as a Car Missile*

by big smelly bastard March 13, 2022

rats in the car

lol rat driving tiny car so funny they keep crashing lol go watch it in the "use it in a sentence" place

google "rats driving cars" and watch the first link. do not stare at anything else only stare at the rats in the car.

by Kinda forgot it tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ March 18, 2022

Car

zoom

car go zoom

by YEETHMIGU March 21, 2022

get your ass in the car

Slang for saying don’t do that, or it’s a bad idea

Friend- I wanna get wit my ex

Me- girl, get your ass in the car

by Bigbooty63 March 25, 2022

Kidney car

Piece of shit I gave my heart for and poisoning with copper

*Hoark*

Eat shit I have 27 months asstards

I should shoot every drive test engineer fucking kidney car, 1004 copper dirty BB's

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

80 cars for 1004 wounds

In defense of a dying retired child soldiers genocide survivor who is literally dying on devils night ever car dealers in North America is being hit by a shower of automatic gunfire from a gang sedan

Devils night is 80 cars for 1004 wounds

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022