tits North

Laying flat on one's back with both breasts facing upward towards the ceiling. Can be used interchangeably with South, West and East; laying on one's stomach, left side, or right side, respectively.

There I lay, tits North, fantasizing about how I would quit my job and tell my boss to go screw.

by plow girl May 25, 2014

Pit tit

The meaty area between the clavicle, armpit and top of the breast. They can sometimes appear to be a third and fourth breast.

The muscle shirt enhances the male pit tits.

by HerGoddessship September 2, 2014

Tit blower

To suck a girls tit or to put a whole tit in your mouth.

I'm the newest tit blower

by The fagggg tan dog November 12, 2013

Dicky Tits

1. The inevitable olfactory result of a pleasant afternoon of egregious titwanking.

2. Breast Cancer.

‘My dicky tits are dicky after having been dicked. In the tits’ – every woman ever.

by DieQueefDie December 12, 2013

tit text

The small amount of texting a new mom will engage in with her friends and/or family after having the baby..... While she is awake breastfeeding her child she may text you, then as soon as her child is fed, taken care of and put back to sleep...... you will assume she also has gotten milk drunk and bedded back down herself.

My best friend of 18 years had a baby and I'm lucky if I hear from her once a week.... even if I do, I can bet it is a tit text.

by ChiefBomb March 27, 2015

Mango Tits

When a male/female has really orange and bright nipples, but gives a good taste.

Her Mango Tits are so bright, but they taste so good,I cant blame her!

by DamnJefferey March 31, 2015

cows tit

Another word for you're awesome

Omg you're the cows tit

by Cowstit April 27, 2015