Eggfuck Planet

The origin: A planet far away in the cosmos where they speak an ancient language called "Egus". The planets matter constantly moves so fast that it changes the size of the habitants heads into and egg. The planet was going to explode but some parents from there decided to send their children to a planet call earth. In fact one of your friends could be and egg-bastard the most common name for and egg-bastard is "Remington".

1.(an insulting way) "Ya egg headed ass should go back to your eggfuck Planet"

by Luh'Melly November 16, 2025

Mansplaining planner

A board with a calendar used to plan methodically when to do mansplaining, choosing the topic and the victim

Mildred: I would swear that man owns a mansplaining planner because he always mansplains to me from Monday to Friday at the same hour about what feminism is and what it isn't. I always receive his condescending tutelage on this topic at 17:19 sharp.
Gertrude: Same topic at the same hour?
Mildred: Indeed, Gertrude, indeed.
Gertrude: And what about Saturday and Sunday?
Mildred: A mercy, I assume. He must think I need to have a rest!

by Love-fi December 10, 2025

The Record Player

Resembles the phrase "Sit and Spin." A female lays down tongue out while a man spreads apart his buttocks and proceeds to sit on the tongue. Once he finds himself in a confortable position he begins to spin like a record on a record player.

Wow, the record player is cool.

by Buttmaster April 1, 2003

bi-polar plane

state of mind caused by taking anti-depressants on a regular basis.

you think shes a basket weaver now, you should see her if she's missed the bi-polar plane.

by Darin Kiive November 13, 2006

danner based player

1: someone lacking in skill or strategy of video games
2: a N00B
3:someone all around terrible at life in general

"dude i just pwned that danner based player in the face with my shotgun"

that guy got rocked, what a total danner based player

by landies41 April 23, 2007

The Adventures of Player One

1. The journey of a boy who's video game counsle comes to life and teaches him the error in video games such as "RockBand" and "Guitar Hero" eventually teaching him to play his music in the real world!

2. A rock band from the Chicagoland area. Formed by Michael Iseah-Grei Crawford formerly of the Vintage. Player One consists of Bruno Carvallo, Scott Tulo and Michael Crawford.

1.See Also Player One

2. The Adventures of Player One rock my socks!

3. The Adventures of Player One played a really great set last night!

by Bill McKrivetz February 16, 2009

Portable music player

a device that inables the user to listen to some freaking sweet tunes of the hizzle on the road or just walking around. This would be very kick ass except for the fact that some retarded teenagers keep coming around in my neighbourhood and keep steeling all the f***ing Ipods and MP3s.

Hey damn bitch!!! give me your f***ing P
Portable music player or I'll beat the tar out of you!

But i only have britney speers!

My favorite! hand it over bitch!

by David the 13 year old canadian December 15, 2008