hairy eyelids 

adj. Hairy eyelids refers to a paticular person that has a number of perverted or sexually devient physical qualities.
ie. Sloped neanderthal browline

Skuzzy, unkept beard

Large, rapist style reading glasses

Drives a large piece of shit white cargo van...probably ford.

Hey amanda, don't let your children near that dirt bag hes got some "hairy eyelids."

hairy eyelids by Lovinglife258 November 27, 2009

Hairy Muff 

When your going down on a girl and you find out she hasnt shaved her pussy in years.

Guy 1: Yo did you get with that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm still trying to get hair out of my mouth.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She had one hairy muff.

Hairy Muff by Muff master 69 March 9, 2019

No hardys 

Short for no hard feelings

I broke your vase no hardys yeah

No hardys by Akinola7 October 9, 2016

HARRYPOTTERLESS

The inability to attend the midnight showing of the final harry potter movie.

OMG! I WAS HARRYPOTTERLESS ON JULY 14!!

HARRYPOTTERLESS by Wwehtpoahge July 13, 2011

harrylee 

Harrylee is a lovely name he is caring and super strong people with harry in there name normally has a big 🍆 but yeh and if they play fortnite there gods aha

Harrylee is a name boii

harrylee by Mineshite August 28, 2018

harrychella 

harry styles world domination. harry styles the love of our lives headlines 2022 coachella.

“we need to hide harry from james charles at harrychella”
“what’s harrychella?”
“coachella but harry styles is headlining so it’s his now”

harrychella by tobesolonely April 15, 2022

hairy walnut 

1 - what your scro looks like when it gets ice-cold.
2 - a drink (named for the above) made by combining a quarter bottle of Disarrano Amaretto, and equal amount of grape kool-aid, and a shot of sour mix. gives heinous hangovers, but tastes like a grape sweet tart

After diving in the freezing river, I ended up with a hairy walnut.

hairy walnut by ron ap rhys July 8, 2003