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index finger discount

similar to the five finger discount in that it involves stealing/illegally obtaining items. however the index finger discount applies only to the index finger on the hand which you use your mouse for clicking and downloading illegal music, movies, etc.

i.e. pirating
I recently obtained a shitload of music using the index finger discount
by butt-pirater June 28, 2011
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four-finger ring

1. An amount of money on the order of $10,000.

2. A pair of brass knuckles.
1. I sold dope to earn a four-finger ring.

2. I ought to bust that pussyass thug with my four-finger ring.
by pigeonface May 15, 2005
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5 finger hug

frank just gave me a 5 finger hug
by roodfruit March 14, 2010
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BROWN FINGER SHUFFLE

THE LONG AWAITED SCRATCHING OF THE ARSEHOLE, USUALLY DELAYED BY BEING IN COMPANY, OR JUST GOOD MANNERS
I'm sorry your majesty, but you must excuse me for a moment, I have the urgent need of a brown finger shuffle
Certainly President Obama, these state banquets do give rise to the restless ringpiece !
mugGet the BROWN FINGER SHUFFLEmug.

Blue Tooth Finger

The blue tooth finger is the obnoxious finger raised by an individual engaged in a phone conversation on their blue tooth headset. It generally occurs when an innocent bystander happens upon the blue tooth talker but cannot see the blue tooth device. The bystander unwittingly responds to the phone talker who then raises the blue tooth finger indicating that they are on the phone and not speaking to innocent bystander. The bystander thereafter feels a strange combination of embarrassment and anger.
Tom: I thought some guy at the grocery store today was talking to me. I responded to something he said, but then realized he was on the phone when he gave me the blue tooth finger.

Ed: That’s embarrassing. Were other people around?

Tom: Yeah. Plus, he gave me a dirty look like I should have known he had that stupid thing in his ear.
by River Road July 2, 2008
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King Kong's Finger

A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.
"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"
by tuckmoth June 23, 2004
mugGet the King Kong's Fingermug.

Black Finger

is when a black person gives "1 in the stink, 2 in the pink ;)" to another girl (perferably a black girl)
aye Obama, you give that chick a "Black Finger?"
Yeah dawg, i got 'er reall goood
by Callme.Hubby October 7, 2010
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