valentine's day 

A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.

i am getting you this box of cocao for valentines day- please have sex with me.

valentine's day by Monkey Man February 2, 2004

Mole Day 

As Pi day is celebrated by all the math geeks out there, Mole day is affectionatly welcomed by all of the science geeks, especially all the chemistry majors. It is celebrated October 23 and commemorates Avogadro's Number (6.02 x 10^23), which is a basic measuring unit in chemistry.

dude happy mole day!

Mole Day by my45inferno August 15, 2007

Next Day Bitch

Failure to follow through on promises and/or statements made the previous night as a result of being under the influence of a mind-altering substance.

FRIEND 1: "You ready to do this man." FRIEND 2: Ahhh man, I mean...I thought we were just bullshittin'." FRIEND 1: YOOOUUU next day bitch!

Next Day Bitch by Zerofallacy December 24, 2014

born day before yesterday 

Slang sarcastic term for when a person doesn’t know much but does know something.

You know, I wasn’t exactly born yesterday, I was born day before yesterday!

born day before yesterday by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

slow news day virus

A simple and minor issue that is blown way out of porportion by the media when there is nothing else to report. The public becomes deathly worried about something that is no more dangerous than the common flu.

ie. SARS, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, Killer Bees, etc.

Person A: "Did you hear about the SARS epidemic?"
Person B: "Epidemic? It's killed less people than the flu. Its nothing more than slow news day virus."

slow news day virus by UnquenchableFire October 10, 2006

Happy National Send Nudes Day 

April 21st is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend , girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends [nudes to Person 2*
Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!
*sends nudes to Person 1”

Happy National Send Nudes Day by PepperedDonald April 21, 2019

National rub clit day 

On April 24 you gotta rub that clit till she be shaking you got days to grab tits and ass you also gotta mess with the other parts of the body. You can’t stop until she fully made her pants turn from grey to black from being so wet.

Example 1: have fun on national rub clit day

National rub clit day by Hippieboy42069 April 23, 2019