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american muscle 

a great way to make gas companies rich. Congradulations, you can beat a civic. Everyone is proud of you........But wait, he paid like, 15,000? You paid WHAT?!?!?american car companies should stick to making trucks, because if youre going to burn a hole in the o-zone layer that quickly, at least do something useful, like, carry things.
Even if i owned part of a gasoline company, i still wouldnt buy an american muscle car. my inventory would be gone in a week.

if you own a piece of american muscle, words like "reliable" "efficient" and "good-looking" should be discarded from your vocab. however, words like "mullet" "over-priced" and "god-dang fast" can stay.
american muscle by niicckk February 24, 2008

American 

Ted: Holy shit is he american?
He: Your fucking right I am!
American by FlossyMango December 22, 2009

North American Union 

A "Paranoid style" conspiracy theory created by Radical Right-Wing Conservatives to increase xenophobia in the United States. Just like previous conspiracy theroies created by the Radical right, this one has no creditable evidence to back it up.
If you haven't heard of it the as Radical Right argues then "It's because the plotters have succeeded in keeping it a secret"

This conspiracy theory goes as follows...

The NAU is the EU equivalent of North America that includes Canada, Mexico and the United States. NAU is supposedly supposed to operate as a single Politcal and Economic unit.
The NAU is a supranational organization, modeled

This organization would have the power to

.Nullify Laws of its Member states

.Take away government barriers so that People and Goods can move about the countries unimpeded.

. All three member countries National Currency will be phased out and replaced with one Currency The Amero,

In short this conspiracy was made in responce to the Radical Rights worries over issues of Globalization, Immigration and the Bush administrations expansive understanding of Executive power
North American Union is just a Hoax created to scare Americans.
you say america when something good happens, if your wondering why... just accept it.
Jason: "Spain just won the world cup"
Mario: "America"
....
Mike: "fuck i ran out of cigarettes"
Mario: "America"
....
Justin:"I'm Gay!!"
Mario:"not america."
america by american technology April 19, 2011
America, Fuck Yeah
America, fuck yeah
america by Trey and Matt December 31, 2007
If the world were a high school America would be the popular, beautiful, brilliant, rich girl who everyone knows and wants to be friends with but also has people constantly talking behind her back. She's extremely ambitious and president of many extracurricular clubs. Anytime she makes a mistake everyone tries to bring her down but her self confidence is too strong to break. When times get rough everyone turns to her for her overly generous helping hand. Yet, her peers are quick to forget about all she has done and ALWAYS go right back to talking shit about her because they can't help being jealous.
world: "I hate America, it's ignorant, pretentious, obese, annoying, and controlling."
America: "Thanks?"
world during a crisis: "America, please please please help me!"
America: "Why should I?"
world during a crisis: "Because you're wonderful, caring, and value freedom! Save us!"
America: "*Sigh* Alright, alright. I'll help you out."
world during a crisis: "Thank you! You're the best!"
world after America has helped once again: "I hate America, it's ignorant, pretentious, obese, annoying, and controlling."
america by geek_is_chic July 20, 2008