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American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.
by jfalexander July 7, 2010
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american tree root

When lying on your back the woman sits on your erection and it goes in her ass
My girl gave me an American tree root last night and we both enjoyed it.
by The name is D January 26, 2016
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found the american

A sarcastic response used online (especially on Reddit) when someone makes a comment that assumes U.S. culture, politics, laws, or measurements apply to the entire world. It’s a quick way of pointing out a very America-centric perspective.
Comment: “Wait, you guys don’t celebrate Thanksgiving?”
Reply: “Found the American.”
by green-period September 9, 2025
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Entitled American

A person who lives in North America but lives in "Merica," and lives in "the best country in the world," without ever traveling outside of "Merica."
"Jeff loves tacos. He's 30 minutes from the border! He's never been to Mexico even though he eats taco's every day of his life. He's such a fucking Entitled American."

"Bob keeps acting like he's been everywhere. He's been to every state 15 times or more. He must be fucking scared of culture shock."
by Kelovexoz May 12, 2020
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hafro-american

bob's father is black; his mom is white. he is a hafro-american
by germinator7 November 16, 2011
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American

Me
I'm American.
by glizzygobbl_rr May 22, 2021
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Americanic

American+iconic=americanic.Use for Stereotype related to Americans
Fat man with a shotgun?Do americanic
by Blitzm0 January 27, 2018
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