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SORRY SALLY

a poor performance in the art of falatio.

Any blow job graded less than an outstanding 5 out of 5 stars. A blow job given out of pity, sorrow or remorse. ie; Not the best road head, Andy expressed Jessica's dome piece bobbin like a sorry Sally.
Tiffany was known for always being there to give the nerds a sorry Sally for the homework.
by AJS Big Nasty Sartorius August 28, 2025
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Yellow Scallop

The act - intentional or accidental - of burping in your partner's open mouth during a moment of intimacy.
We were having a lovely evening. I went in for the kiss. Poor thing must not have been feeling well as she returned the gesture with a yellow scallop.
by dfjquest September 16, 2025
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Lop Sided Sally

When one's nipples have one whom hangs lower then the counter part.
Hey did you see Sadie's Lop Sided Sally?
by Cocks. Mcgee. August 12, 2010
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Dancing with Sally

That dude just couldn't stop laughing and stumbling. He must have gone dancing with Sally.
by Kap'n Klystron December 9, 2010
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unusually large scallop

a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. Coined by Master Chef Hugh Acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.
Girl 1: Smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...

Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?
by Capt. Colicchio April 30, 2011
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