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Retard

An offensive but fun word to say. If only it isnt offensive..
Sped kid: *playing fortnite*

Guy: hey kid, you're such a retard

Sped kid: *pulls out gun* what the fuck you say to me bitch?

Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts

Sped kid: oh, yeah. You a cop or something?

Guy: nah im not a cop

Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop

Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?

Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*

Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED TART

Sped kid: what the fuck...
by Iamawesome!!! March 29, 2023
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Retard

Mfs who are unironically posting the definition of their names in urban dictionary
"Thats literally me, I'm such a retard"
by assthinker November 24, 2021
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retard

a person with a mental/physical disability. usually used as a vulgar word for people with autism or ADHD
Hannah: hey shes a retard! she cant even read *laugh*
by butt3r.s September 8, 2022
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Retard

A certain type of exjw apostate who doesn’t listen to or believe Smurf Girl and is made to suffer extreme embarrassment and public humiliation… also known as a Rick Fearon or a Lloyd Evans
Boy, that Rick Fearon sure looks like a retard… .
by Smurf Girl January 31, 2025
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Retard

You just made a situation even worse......
- Man give me that awp, I can let you win this round.
- Yes(stairing at that guy and do nothing).
- You're retarded.
And that guy can't win this round now.
by RealName1951 January 5, 2024
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Retard

Andrea Paz is a Retard
by ajajajajajajaj55555 July 7, 2023
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RETARD

Any girl named Terri

Terri is a retard
Dang that Terri girl is such a retard
by Aorhrusb February 7, 2019
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