Chip Money

Wages so low they’re hardly worth going to work for

Pun on “sh*t money”

I’m leaving this job since it’s stinking chip money

by sabzwin March 20, 2021

give me the money

its totally for charity

give me the money now

No?

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by Truly a free man from prison March 22, 2021

Money

I'm literally a billionaire and created A.I. none of that matters if you would just acknowledge what's fucking happening here...

Hym "I can just make the money. It doesn't take anything for me to do that you fucking idiots."

by Hym Iam December 24, 2023

Touching Money

Touching money

touching money

by Sussyposter January 9, 2023

B-money-stats

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.

"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"

by Martinx94 May 5, 2016

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

Musk money

Means Dogecoin. A coin, not invented but dominated by Elon Musk.

I'm hodling all of my Musk money.

by borayds January 14, 2022