defense mode jesus 

When Jesus is threatened, he is known to go into this stance. He has much higher defense ratings, but he is much slower and vulnerable to crucifictions.

Omg Omg Omg!?!?! Is that Defense Mode Jesus?

Oh noes!!! Crucify him, and fast!

defense mode jesus by KevBrainShaft November 4, 2007

eating jesus

when a food is so good that it's like eating jesus

OMG Lura, this donut is so effing good it's like eating jesus!

Dam! Eating Lura is like eating jesus!

eating jesus by Marty843 January 26, 2013

kill jesus

it means to smoke meth and have sex

im about to go kill Jesus with my trailer park hookup.

kill jesus by huskerevans January 10, 2015

crab jesus 

A prominent man who has experience with the god who can levitate along the coast of Galveston Texas

I lost my virginity to crab Jesus

crab jesus by Crab_jesus69 May 2, 2020

Baby Raptor Jesus 

An exclamtion used in the same way as "Jesus Christ". Derived from a rare enemy in World of Warcraft.

Man:Look at that 20 foot parakeet!

Dude:SWEET BABY RAPTOR JESUS!!!

Baby Raptor Jesus by NathanielLiles November 23, 2009

Leave room for Jesus 

leave room for Jesus means u have to leave some space in between u and another person, or leave more room

~it’s an inside joke with my friends and teacher~

*trinity and karsun hug*
Mr.pike: leave room for Jesus

Leave room for Jesus by Trin.ashlynn💋 November 20, 2019

jew for jesus 

"jews for jesus" is an imaginary term

"i'm a jew for jesus"
"that's funny.. i didn't know those existed!"

jew for jesus by Noah123 November 9, 2007