Definitions by KevBrainShaft

defense mode jesus 

When Jesus is threatened, he is known to go into this stance. He has much higher defense ratings, but he is much slower and vulnerable to crucifictions.

Omg Omg Omg!?!?! Is that Defense Mode Jesus?

Oh noes!!! Crucify him, and fast!

defense mode jesus by KevBrainShaft November 4, 2007