Hot Maria 

This is a sexual term defining the act of a woman, while menstruating, squatting over top of someone and urinating on their chest

*it is important that there be no contact between the bodies

**the person being urinated on may masturbate

Uncle Sid politely asked his new girlfriend to provide him with the service of a Hot Maria.

Hot Maria by Chaz the Spazzzzz March 11, 2009

Hot Powdered Donut 

The Hot Powdered Donut.: Take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.

Seen this fat chick on Broadway, looked like a lawyer type. I asked her if she was into The Hot Powdered Donut. She replied "Excuse me?" I explained to her that I take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.

She said she was more into chocolate covered donuts. My eyes twinkled and said " In that case...."........

Hot Powdered Donut by The_Funbags February 25, 2010

Hot Flash 

When a woman has an orgasm that is so pleasurable and intense that she expiriences dizziness and sudden heat.

"When I was with Dick last night, he was so good I had a hot flash orgasm!"

Hot Flash by UtterOrgasmicFailure January 22, 2009

hot rod 

An insult to a person who is in or driving a mobility scooter.

Where it came from;
The insult takes the piss out of real hot rod owners thinking they own the road

Definition;
hot rods usually consist of old people who have no idea or think they know how to drive a mobility scooter properly, they usually drive too quickly and can’t turn correctly, thus resulting in a crash or having the back of your legs smacked or scraped by the bumper on the scooter.
This is usually followed by a "oh, it’s ok" but people want to say "for fuck sake drive that think properly".

some hot rod owners, can customized there mobility scooter by putting a number plate of there name, or customize it with some sort of stickers or other crap such as beads or in the worst case rear wings (spoilers) or other body modifications

Hot rod owners also have there gran kids hang on the back or front to make them look like cool grandparents

mark was shopping in a store when a mobility scooter clipped the back of his legs while knocking items of the stores shelf.

mark; oh thats ok

mark ,while in pain, thinks "fucking hot rod, drive that thing proberly"

or

mark was shopping and a mobility scooter hit his leg as it passed by, the person driving the scooter sped up and acted like nothing happened

mark; calm down hot rod

hot rod by 88MOOSE88 July 30, 2010

hot as hell 

1. Reference to something that has a high temperature.

2. Reference to a sexual object of desire.

Me: That barbecue stove is hot as hell.
Someone Else: ...

hot as hell by sukebe September 19, 2004

Hot Donald 

A large, fresh dump.

Do you mind if I use your restroom? I'm about to have a Hot Donald.

Hot Donald by DrNeptune January 21, 2017

hot box 

gettin high off your ass in a car.

ima bout to hot box...get in the fuckin car. youre letting all the smoke get out.

hot box by JESSiCA April 29, 2004