Seen this fat chick on Broadway, looked like a lawyer type. I asked her if she was into The Hot Powdered Donut. She replied "Excuse me?" I explained to her that I take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.

She said she was more into chocolate covered donuts. My eyes twinkled and said " In that case...."........

I've been jabbed