im buying gold beer because im trying to save a million in aluminium in emptys and 60000 wont fit in a one bedroom but 30000 will.
by Cody5050 November 28, 2020

by Greatgreencabbage November 9, 2018

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by Ottomom November 19, 2011

Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!
by Skankeroni September 17, 2025

A beer that miraculously achieves greatness not through taste, but by riding the coattails of its surroundings. It’s the liquid equivalent of "location, location, location." Its primary flavor notes include disappointment and misplaced enthusiasm.
Andy, the self-proclaimed beer connoisseur, sipped on a Miller Lite while lounging on the OCMD beach and gushed about its "effervescent, jizz like mouth feel," solidifying his status as the Einstein of atmosphere beers and an idiot for thinking filthy, sandy toes improve hops and barley.
by Lil Jizzie July 19, 2024
