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Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'
Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!
by Lucarion November 23, 2023
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Chris

a crackhead prostitute who eats xanaxs for fun.
Chris needs to stay off da crack,.
by 999shii February 20, 2020
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Chris harvalis

The buffest vice principle you will ever meet also the most chill person who works at a school ain't nothing bad to say about him
Yo that guy Chris harvalis he wrestles alligators in tanzania
by Jax is a big mf February 1, 2023
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Chris

He is a very good friend and person to hang with others call him cute but he thinks he’s not. He is very funny and loves to make people laugh at stupid things, he has a great personality, Chris is the type of person that you can come and to him about something for anything and he’ll give you good advice. In relationships Chris is very caring and loyal, he also loves who he is dating, so if he asks you out that means you are special, but Chris also has a freaky side and mood so if he gets freaky it’s bc that’s his mood.
Chris is all mine
Yep that’s Chris
by Http.Chris13 March 29, 2019
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Chris

He is a weird guy and a dumbass fag that says wassup neighbor
by TheJimbob6969 February 25, 2020
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Chris

Chris is the guy who will captivate your heart, without you having any control over it. He's the type of person you love and you don't know why. His eyes are kind and his smile sensitive, and he looks like a sweetheart. He's adorable and yet can be a little bit self-possessed - popular and well-liked. He can make you cry, but he can also always make you smile just at the thought of him. He's not overly smart, but he cares and is part of the cool crowd. Usually plays football, hangs out with the cooler kids who tend to keep to their group. He's hard-to-figure-out but well worth it when you do. Chris can be sweet sometimes, but also is more of a bad boy. He uses slang and can be dry but he invests if you matter to him or if he's upset. While Chris is not easily bothered he doesn't like uncertainty and can come off a bit harsh sometimes. Overall, he is a complex guy with a simple, beautiful heart.
Me: He sent me my first heart ever from a guy!

Friend: Chris?

Me: Who else
by DancerHeaven December 15, 2021
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Chris barth

a Minnesota man that likes to fuck guys in their butt pussy.
I’m going to fuck you like Chris Barth tonight.
by dusty89 August 4, 2020
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