one-d-memes

a bad bitch who makes hilarious and killer ass memes on tumblr
Gurl:wow, whos that over there, she seems funny
Boii:Oh, thats one-d-memes shes so funny and hot
by cupcakeluvr September 28, 2013
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one man idiot

refering to the ability to make an ass of yourself without the help of others. a rare gift possesed by most of the teenage population.
my freind jimmy is a one man idiot
by TheDudeAbides February 26, 2004
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One-Man Slut

A rare specie of woman who, although dedicated to her boyfriend, has a sex-drive fit for the average female Velociraptor during mating season. She will constantly fuck her man (usually having a massive sex drive himself) until the point of soreness for both of them. The moment the ointment takes effect, they will start fucking again. Birth control is a very important factor in a relationship with this type of woman.
"Wow... did you see the way Shauna was fucking Derek during the entire vacation? She didn't look at any other guys, either. There's only one thing that can mean..."
*dramatic pause*
"We have encountered the elusive one-man slut. "
by Blarg-chicka-honk-honk August 13, 2017
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One Punch Man

A bald guy named Saitama, who is a hero for fun and he can technically kill people, aliens or whatever he's fighting with - like the car alien- with one punch. He has a "student" named Genos and he's a cyborg, they applied for the hero association and their names are "Bald Cape" and "Demon Cyborg"

It's a very awesome, lit, funny anime so you should watch it.
How to be One Punch Man 101:
"100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, and 10 km run EVERY DAY
by TheDicer44 May 29, 2019
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Spray One Out

I love working from home because I can spray one out whenever I want!

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James: Wanna go for a cider?

Jack: I'll just spray one out and then we can go
by jjdash January 06, 2011
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One-handed 69

An ancient technique so powerful few have survived. A man grabs a woman with one hand by the ankle upside down. The woman then proceeds to wrap around him twice then eat his ass. While eating his ass the man shits in the woman's throat afterward she proceeds to make out with him. Only 3 people have successfully completed this dangerous maneuver. If completed rumors say that you gain the power of levitation.

-Nathan Elijah Garcia
Dude do the One-handed 69 on her
by Nate_G October 13, 2020
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One Eight Train

When a subject suspected of criminal activity is captured by police using stealth, speed and incomparable power.
Oh man, that crackhead just met the one eight train.
by John Ro$$ November 29, 2017
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