Spray One Out

To masturbate furiously with explosive results

I love working from home because I can spray one out whenever I want!

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James: Wanna go for a cider?

Jack: I'll just spray one out and then we can go

by jjdash January 6, 2011

One Slice Toaster

Yet another name for a vagina

Look at the size of her one slice toaster

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 30, 2009

one man idiot

refering to the ability to make an ass of yourself without the help of others. a rare gift possesed by most of the teenage population.

my freind jimmy is a one man idiot

by TheDudeAbides February 26, 2004

One-Man Slut

A rare specie of woman who, although dedicated to her boyfriend, has a sex-drive fit for the average female Velociraptor during mating season. She will constantly fuck her man (usually having a massive sex drive himself) until the point of soreness for both of them. The moment the ointment takes effect, they will start fucking again. Birth control is a very important factor in a relationship with this type of woman.

"Wow... did you see the way Shauna was fucking Derek during the entire vacation? She didn't look at any other guys, either. There's only one thing that can mean..."
*dramatic pause*
"We have encountered the elusive one-man slut. "

by Blarg-chicka-honk-honk August 12, 2017

Diva Number One

A person making sure their opinion is heard when no one cares.

In context, the phrase "Diva Number One" must be said in a sassy tone, calling out the diva in question.

If a person is being "Diva Number One," it is your RIGHT to put them in their place.

Mukund: I have to go to the store and buy Puffs Plus with Lotion.

Everyone (in unison): Diva Number One!!!!!

by lilrachel333 April 18, 2011

one inch bergen

A slang used by people who know the real name of OMFG (music producer) calling out his small penis.

Person 1: Dudeee! Have you heard of the music producer OMFG aka. Alex Savage?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a one inch bergen.

by kurtsiberg February 25, 2018

scale of one to fucked

A scale used to measure how fucked a situation is. Typically used when the question is not whether or not a situation is fucked, but to what degree.

Alex: Hey guys, we just ran out of gas.

Bob: So, where do we fall on a scale of one to fucked?

Alex: The nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.

Bob: So... fucked.

by ShitsIntense December 7, 2009