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blue santa

The blue santa is the person you end up shamelessly flirting/making an ass of yourself with, typically because they're the only one in a blue santa suit at Santarchy/Santacon/Cheap Suit Santas/etc.
After five shots of tequila, I ended up saying embarassing things to this blue santa at the bar last night.
by clamoring December 11, 2009
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Blue Banger

A sex practice:
1) A woman ties a man to a bed with a string around the base of his errect penis to cut off circulation
2) She forces three or four blueberries into the urethra to improve the color
3) She leaves him tied up until his dick becomes rotten and diseased from having no blood supply
4) The woman returns and forces the man's festering dick into her cunt and continues to cram it in until the diseased cock falls apart
5) A group of men then use the hole where the penis used to be for a gangbang
Be careful if you're planning to hook up tonight, you might be in for a Blue Banger
by JuliaSimeone May 30, 2014
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Blue Socks

having a foot fetish, feeling the irresistible need to suck on someones toes, also a gift by an idiotic boyfriend (is generally interpreted as a sex act). Is also used to confuse friends and blondes alike....
'damn, he gave me some nice blue socks last night, my feet are aching'

or

'ZOMG, what a retard, he gave me blue socks for my birthday!' 'gosh, how kinky'
by roslyn wilkins May 16, 2012
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Blue Heron

A revolutionary new drug consisting of crushed Ritalin and Flintstone vitamins. Inhale through the nasal cavity to achieve maximum potency.
I raided my little brother's medicine cabinet and made some Blue Heron, want some?
by [FSiO] theWanderer October 9, 2010
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blue trash

Detective inside interrogation room, "You know what I think? I think your blue trash and possibly more fucked up then the people you've been locking up all these years. But don't you worry. You ain't getting away with it. I'm gonna nail you on it even if it's the last thing I do."
by V-Popp May 1, 2015
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Blue Balls

When someone is too afraid, too shy or too chicken to do something that they are supposed to do or were told to do by a friend or colleague.
Fred: Hey bro, there's that cute girl you like. Go talk to her.
Errol: Nah, I don't feel like talking to her right now.

Fred: What, you got blue balls now?

Errol: Ofcourse not, I just don't feel like talking to her right now!
by Real Will June 20, 2016
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Blue Waffle

A vagina that has some gross disease and turns blue and purple and oozes gross booger stuff and looks disgusting!!!!!!!!!
by oly high kid April 17, 2010
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