saltility

it means to be salty**mad or upset**
and it means to be hostile at the same time

"Mia is being so salty and hostile today"-Skye
"Yeah the 'saltility' level is high"-Yon

by DragonFireStorm June 5, 2016

Salty

When someone is looking dreadful because they haven't updated their wardrobe in years.

His friends called him salty so he hopped on over to Ross to buy a new wardrobe .

by timeforguitar June 9, 2016

Salty Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.

Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin

by Perpetual_Stiffy September 3, 2016

Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016

saltspicious

when someone suspects that events will go sour in the near future and threatening to quit if they do

"if i drop this box because of you, i quit"

"bro, why are you being so saltspicious?"

by Bookworm angel October 11, 2016

Salty

Peter

Peter is salty

by Bill121212121 October 13, 2016

salty

Upset, angry, pissed.

I can't believe that Dominos gave me sausage when I ordered bacon. This is making me so salty.

by Sgy October 20, 2016