National send nudes day

May 1st anyone you ask must send nudes

-today is national send nudes day
-ok here you go

by Mr. Coolbeanscooked May 1, 2020

national green grass day

a fake stupid day that mr hinson aka BIG boi makes up it is really gay and only logan celebrates it some grass isnt even green YEAH its racist green!? why not black oh think about that next time you do wednsday words of wisdom

its not national green grass day you faggot

by Cooper is wierd April 17, 2019

National Masturbation Together Day

April 26 is an national masturbation together day! Go find your friend, your partner and masturbate together with them

Hey, wanna go masturbate?
What do you mean?
Its national masturbation together day!

by ttettettet April 25, 2021

National Bad Luck Day

December 14th. It’s the day where bad luck comes to you. It’s because my it is cousins birthday on this day.
She is very annoying. She is turning 8 btw.

dad trips over stairs
girl tries to help dad
girl trips over stairs and breaks her leg
mom tries to help
mom trips over stairs
brother tries to help
brother trips over stairs and breaks his arm
they all stay there
they die of dehydration
that’s national bad luck day for you

by Hey_Bitches November 11, 2019

National Soviet Union day

July 28th is national Soviet Union appreciation day

Yo
Ya
It's national Soviet Union day
Lit

by sovietaxolotl July 28, 2019

National slap pussy day

April 12th is national slap Pussy
Taken or not slap pussy or get yours slapped🤣

“Hey john go slap Nadia’s pussy it is national slap pussy day.”

by Bbiiggddaaddyy April 11, 2019

National Fuck Dave Day

Where you absolutely hate the guy Dave. You are disappointed in Dave

You: what day is it?
Friend: it’s February 11th.
You: it’s national fuck Dave day.
Friend: what’s that?
You: where you absolutely hate that guy named Dave

by Bigdickduck February 6, 2022