tripp law

Mickey Mouse of fantasy football, aka: Fraudulent

Tripp law fantasy teams are the worst

by Jdjxuducusuajns s October 30, 2023

Sinnott's Law

A law which dictates that "Places Which Can Sell A Keychain Will Sell A Keychain"

Ah, a keychain for the Eiffel Tower, guess that's just Sinnott's Law

by Rhsjhxjand November 13, 2023

Brother-In-Law Zone

When you want to date a girl, but she gives you permission to date her sister instead.

Bro Shannon totally put me in the brother-in-law zone, that's the second girl this year who's put me in the BILZ

by Bill1997 November 13, 2023

Tomassi's Law

"Never attribute to ignorance that which can more easily be attributed to grift." - Rollo Tomassi

"How does this person sound so dumb?"

"Probably just grifting off an ideology. Tomassi's Law in action."

by loudest12man November 14, 2023

Soap’s Law

NO LOVERS ALLOWED!!!
When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.

Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.

(In the middle of planning a social event)
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that”

by FlowerDude November 17, 2023

the Jenny law

The Jenny law states that any person with the name of Jenny with a last name starting with S can not be sick or ill in anyway.

“No Jenny you can’t be sick that breaking the Jenny law”

by Hunt budunt December 18, 2023

Unintended Thirst Law

The law to which describes the scenario when an artist or creator purposefully makes a character possess the traits to which would make it an undesirable person. As an opposite result of what you would expect, the said character incites attraction in great masses for no currently explainable reason or cause.

(To anyone asking, yes, I made up this term.)
(And fuck you, im coining it)

Creator: This character’s name is Finglesnork, it is an amalgamation of sentient pork fat and the cartilage of multiple animals. It spends whatever time it has lingering the streets hoping to devour puppies and lost babies.
Fanbase: I want this thing to fill whatever holes I have in my body and leave me a mess
Creator: Dear god I hate the fundamentals of Unintended Thirst Law

by this_is_a_recorded_message December 19, 2023