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meat cracks

The small bits of space in the stomach left over after one has eaten a tremendous amount of meat such as the amount consumed to produce meat sweats. To date, experiments have shown that the only substance with the proper consistency to fill in the meat cracks in a human stomach is frozen yogurt, aided by Taylor Swift music.
Nick took us out to get some FroYo after the Brazilian steak house dinner to fill in the meat cracks.
by StirThePot_718 April 11, 2019
mugGet the meat cracksmug.

cucumber crack

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber
dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024
mugGet the cucumber crackmug.

Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.
Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!
by Henry Chang December 8, 2021
mugGet the Crack Attackmug.

Crack

The act of hitting someone’s jaw with a clenched fist
Hamoudi from Granville: Whats wrong cuz?
Moey DW: I’m about to crack this cunt
Hamoudi from Granville: Why do you wanna crack him cuz?
Moey DW: Cuz he keeps giving me dirties like I know the bloke or something
Hamoudi from Granville: Alright cuz let’s crack him together
by this_is_how_we_do August 27, 2021
mugGet the Crackmug.

Crack Spazz

When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.
Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.
by King Smidi July 6, 2017
mugGet the Crack Spazzmug.

Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.
I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me
mugGet the Crack Wankmug.

Cracked on high shit

when someone who is shit at english tries saying that someone is on crack and is high as shit at the same time
Yo bro you know David? Yea he's always cracked on high shit.
by kornerstore April 10, 2024
mugGet the Cracked on high shitmug.

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