breadflu

1. Breadflu is a pretty niche disease that started in 1987. It started spreading because of a Korean girl who sold bread to people for free. The people who ate that bread soon began to lose their hair and were completely bald within a few days.
The Korean girl soon disappeared never to be seen again. Rumours are that her daughter is now planning to do the same thing but on a bigger scale so watch out for any suspicious Korean girls selling bread. It may make u go bald!

2. That one girl that poisoned 146 queens in the past 1200 years. No one has seen her face yet. But she is out there planning her next move.. waiting for the right moment...

Person1: did u hear about that disease that makes people go bald
Person2: bro thats such a dumb disease cant believe people think its real
Person1: still dude watch out

Person2 yeah sure *walks away without boning up any information*

**INTIMIDATING GIRL WITH A BREAD IN HER HAND**

Person2: yo back away I love my hair please leave me alone
INTIMIDATING GIRL: heh... *shoves bread in his mouth*

**A FEW DAYS LATER**
Person2: NOOOOOO I AM BALD MY PRECIOUS BLONDE HAIR

Person1: and that's what happens when u don't listen to me
Person2: I am going to shove my big bread in your mouth
Person1: try me... *smirks*
Person2: augh~ now u have the breadflu aswell.

by breadflu March 17, 2025

Brady Boykiss

Brady Boykiss is a small child who kisses up on higher powered asains.

Brady Boykiss get off Nathan´s meat.

by Braddy´s Daddy March 19, 2025

breadcrumb lover

Breadcrumb lover. Breadcrumb love

To be a breadcrumb lover is to be doing the very bare minimum to show that you care for someone. Often giving examples as proof of being a caring lover after the person has been conditioned to accept normal acts of common courtesy to be of worthy efforts for the continued devotion to what actually is a very toxic abusive and manipulative person with personality disorders with jezebel tendencies.

For years i was accepting my wife’s breadcrumb lover antics. Where after months of emotional starvation and neglect . She would do random things from time to time that reminded me of better times and the love we once shared. But its not enough for me. I deserve more support than she can give me as shes too busy with doing the things that make me uncomfortably question her intentions and faithfulness.

by LuvH8Luv March 22, 2025

brady

a guy who’s too scared to twerk..even though he would be reallyyy good at it!

yooo this brady guy needs to buss it down and twerk🥺🫰

by 😜🤝 March 23, 2025

brady

a twerking machine!!!!

did you see brady bussing it down!🥺🫰

by 😜🤝 March 23, 2025

brady

a good kind man or boy. he messes around with his friends but never gets into deep trouble. he’s not tall but not short and he’s the perfect in between for everything. if you have a brady, never lose him because once you get attached you will find a deep care for him. brady always has the most beautiful eyes and will pull a girl with colorful eyes. brady is a good man.

if you find a brady, never let it go.

by mlb.starzz3 March 28, 2025

Braedyn

A genuine dickhead, someone who is both racist and homophobic, someone who is a braedyn will be genuinely unlikely by all those around them.

Fuck you braedyn

Man I sure do fucking hate braedyn, he's an asshole

by Wasdwasd9090 April 5, 2025