Double standard

When someone has a twisted idea of what’s right or wrong for a certain gender to do, while believing it is okay for the other gender.

Boy: “She should shave her legs it’s gross”

Girl: “but you have leg hair so I guess that makes you gross. That’s a stupid double standard to follow.”
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Boy: “she slept with 6 guys so she’s a hoe.”
Girl: “you’ve slept with more than that so I guess that makes you a hoe too.”

by Justspittingfacts May 14, 2020

double-tab

a double-tab occurs when two tabs/prr-crushes (see definition for "tab" on Urban Dictionary) are active at the same time.

I was our last night and BOTH of my tabs opened. It was a terrible double-tab situation.

by hahabanishit June 20, 2020

double jap

A girl who is both Japanese and a Jewish American Princess.

Usually the double jap is only half-Japanese.

by JohnnyLurg October 27, 2012

The Double Pecker

The act of one guy who sits on another guys shoulders and they both pee into the same urinal.

When one guy says "i have to pee", and another guy says "me two" the first guy sits on top of the second guy's shoulders and they both pee into the urinal at the same. Thus commencing the Double Pecker In most cases the 2nd guy is wearing a red sox hat and probably gay.

by dude29 November 4, 2012

Double-Pissed

When someone pisses you off when you are already pissed off.

I made you pissed, but you were already pissed. So, you're double-pissed.

by Gangreen March 23, 2012

Double Showcase

A level of hype far superior to other levels of hype. This is the feeling people get after winning both showcases on the popular daytime television game show: The Price Is Right. It's an extremely rare occurrence on the television show, and one that would make any person stoked to the highest degree.

Darrius: Hey there, James. So tell me, why did I get so many texts from you last night containing only exclamation points?

James: Check this out, homie. So I met back up with that hot chick, Taylor, right? And we were getting ready go back to my place when that other chick Li shows up. So I got her to come back too.

Darrius. Unbelievable, man. I cannot believe that you managed to get two beautiful women to come back to your place. So please, continue your story. What did you manage to do afterwards?

James: Check it, I took them back to my place and nailed them both at the same time! I executed it like a champion and believe me, I was so fuckin' Double Showcase that I almost exploded in anticipation.

by DjTSilly November 7, 2011

double-poster

Someone who comments twice in a row in a thread, in a social networking or forum environment.

Jill (commenting on Jim's status): OMG, you really did that this weekend?
Jill (commenting again before anyone else has commented): Pardon me for being a double-poster, but I so need to go there!

Janet (commenting on a forum thread): Guys are such dicks.
Janet (commenting again when no one else has posted in between): Did I mention we just broke up? Sorry to be a double-poster
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Jane (on Jill's status update): I can't stand Jack, he's so self-obsessed...and such a double-poster!

by nearly civilized November 17, 2011