one man idiot

refering to the ability to make an ass of yourself without the help of others. a rare gift possesed by most of the teenage population.

my freind jimmy is a one man idiot

by TheDudeAbides February 26, 2004

One Slice Toaster

Yet another name for a vagina

Look at the size of her one slice toaster

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 30, 2009

Knuckle one off

The same as Jerking off or the 5 Knuckle Shuffle

Did you hear Nic Pledged a Fraternity?

Yaa now he sleeps and showers with 50 guys in the same room. He said he has to go into the bathroom to Knuckle one off!

by Mr Shocker September 9, 2009

one-d-memes

a bad bitch who makes hilarious and killer ass memes on tumblr

Gurl:wow, whos that over there, she seems funny
Boii:Oh, thats one-d-memes shes so funny and hot

by cupcakeluvr September 28, 2013

Spray One Out

To masturbate furiously with explosive results

I love working from home because I can spray one out whenever I want!

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James: Wanna go for a cider?

Jack: I'll just spray one out and then we can go

by jjdash January 6, 2011

One-Man Slut

A rare specie of woman who, although dedicated to her boyfriend, has a sex-drive fit for the average female Velociraptor during mating season. She will constantly fuck her man (usually having a massive sex drive himself) until the point of soreness for both of them. The moment the ointment takes effect, they will start fucking again. Birth control is a very important factor in a relationship with this type of woman.

"Wow... did you see the way Shauna was fucking Derek during the entire vacation? She didn't look at any other guys, either. There's only one thing that can mean..."
*dramatic pause*
"We have encountered the elusive one-man slut. "

by Blarg-chicka-honk-honk August 12, 2017

Faith plus one

The greatest Christian rock band a front man Eric Cartman one night at the holy hole I'll get down on my knees. And start pleasing Jesus is holy salvation all over my face

Faith plus one the greatest band ever

by Kingofdick June 24, 2020