Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.

Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.

by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018

Crab Crack

Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.

"Hold on a second! I've got to stop walking, I have a bad case of Crab Crack!"

by PiggyFucboi October 2, 2017

crack the case

being a pervert and stalking people for info

im gonna crack the case onwho nico is dating,

by urboitimnothere October 10, 2017

Crack Flaps

Farting; flatulence - the act by which the gas from your bowels flaps the buttex cheeks together.

You might want to grab some toilet paper, those crack flaps sounded wet.

by DANZO91 October 20, 2017

crack fever

When you used to be sociable and then you started using crack (meth) and became anti social due to your drug use. You got the crack fever.
Also if you're a crack user and you make plans to go and do something social (meaning outside of your room or home) and then you flake out, you got the crack fever.

John: hey bro what's doin? Keen to go to the pub for a couple beers?

Larry: yeah bro when do you want to go?

John: I'll be at yours in an hour.

John arrives at Larry's

John: oi bro stop smashing the pipe, let's go down the pub

Larry: nah bro nah, I'm just gonna chill here ay.

John: fuck bro you got the crack fever

by Modest Molly October 24, 2017

jack crack

The person is so stupid that you just want them to go in a hole and die.

You jack Crack you stole my Cherry Dr.Pepper and Hot cakes.

by GrimReaper1029 April 19, 2018

crack

Your butthole lol

The butthole that pushes out juicy goodness in the toilet Mm I can taste it already! Crack/buttcrack

by Wierdo9000 April 10, 2017