Austin

(Aka. Yasstin, Saustin, and Sustin). The hottest and most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. I am not Austin. Trust me. Also he's really hot, did I mention that? The best man face in the world, and incredible Massachusetts eyebrows. Also he's really hot. Funny. Cool. Enormous brain. The best at spelling defunt. And really hot

Girl1: Dang, Austin is really hot and cool and good at spelling the word defunct.
Girl2: I know, he's so amazing and cool and I love him. Will you marry me Austin?
Austin: No, I have many braincells and I can psychoanalyze you with a single glance, Meredith.

by NotAustinReallyGuys January 31, 2023

Austin

most likely works at your local rosauers

whatta josh austin

by _1_2 February 7, 2023

Australia

Is a place that doesn't exist, is created by the goverment there are and weird British sounding people everywhere. And everything tries to kill you so that you don't escape the matrix.

My friend got eaten by a HUGE spider in Australia .

by Vape king 69 March 9, 2023

Austin Quincel

"Austin Quincel" is a term used for extremely sexy men. They typically get all the pussy and play in the ocean, their dick is also so big that he doesn't need the motion in the ocean he has the whale in the swale.

"OMG Jamaal is such an Austin Quincel I just wanna slop him up."

by Ralphhendry March 9, 2023

Australian milky bomb

When you bust a load off a hill or any high surface, and land it in someone's belongings

"Aye did you see that Australian Milky Bomb I dropped last night?"
"Yeah mate! You got it right in his maccas"

by SamFuller March 13, 2023

Austeja masaityte

Shes emo

-oh look its the emo girl
-austeja masaityte?

by ryzboysl March 14, 2023

Austronaut

An Australian astronaut.

There have only been two aussies in space…

Call them Austronauts

Ben stiller is not an austronaut.

by Dreadlocks in Beards are back! March 15, 2023