American competition

Whoever can be the biggest dick to another person, wins a gun.

I got my Deagle when I burned my roommate's Quran yesterday in an American competition.

by Nickboyy September 3, 2017

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American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

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American

An overused, outdated, offensive term for United States citizens.

Stop calling United States citizens Americans. Canadian, Mexican, Caribbean, Central and South American citizens are Americans too because this is North and South America.

by CN19M3P41C July 12, 2023

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American Dick Washing

The act of cumming and then drenching your dick in cum and putting it a girl and cumming again repeating the process.

Person 1: Why tf is there cum everywhere
Person 2 : American Dick Washing
Person 3: Wash em all

by africanbullwormmm February 4, 2022

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Great American Family

an American cable television network. Owned by Great American Media, it broadcasts family-oriented general entertainment programming, including television series and made-for-TV movies.

Great American Family is positioned as a family-oriented channel with original series and movies emphasizing relationships and the emotional connections related to holidays, seasons and occasions", and programming reflecting "American culture, lifestyle and heritage

by SPrice1980 June 27, 2023

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