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Nolberg's Theorem

Pronounced (Null Burg)
Nolberg's Theorem states that the last name Nolberg, fits with any male first name or female first name.
Examples of Nolberg's Theorem
Jake Nolberg
Tom Nolberg
Nick Nolberg
Michael Nolberg
James Nolberg
by TheCrankyRepublican April 2, 2017
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Pythagorean Theorem

A little juicy formula that exposes the covert relationship between the sides in a right triangle—no other elementary mathematical result has excited so many people from all walks of life to try proving it from different angles.
Just as without Christ, there’s no Christianity, without the Pythagorean theorem, there’s no Trigonometry.
by MathPlus December 31, 2018
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pythagoras theorem

A fucking useless maths thing that u will never need to use.
i can't believe we have a test on pythagoras theorem. its not like we will ever use it later on in life
by Christopher Mckay April 11, 2006
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Fermat’s Last Theorem

Arguably the most notorious problem in the history of mathematics: mathematicians’ secret desire to solve it to achieve mathematical fame and immortality had saved a few lives, whose suicidal minds were so absorbed in their proofs that they forgot to end their lives prematurely.
A generalized version of the Pythagorean theorem, the Fermat’s Last Theorem was finally put to rest by Prof. Wiles, after an error was exposed in the first proof he unveiled to the mathematical brethren.
by MathPlus February 13, 2018
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theorycel

The term "theorycel" is a portmanteau of "theory" and "incel". "Theory" refers to intellectual theories, while "incel" is short for "involuntarily celibate," used to describe individuals who feel unable to find romantic or sexual partners despite their desire for them. A theorycel, therefore, is a person obsessed with theory to the point that it interferes with their ability to form romantic/sexual relationships. Examples of this might be spending excessive amounts of time reading and discussing theory to the exclusion of other activities, or using theoretical frameworks to justify their lack of success in the dating world.

Theory may used as a crutch to explain their difficulties with dating, instead of taking responsibility for their own behavior, and leading to feelings of isolation and alienation. This can reinforce the cycle of becoming more and more entrenched in theory, as the individual feels that they have no other means of connecting with others.

Ultimately, being a theorycel is not a healthy or fulfilling way of life. While theories can be intellectually stimulating, they are not a substitute for real human connection and personal growth. It's important for individuals who find themselves becoming overly fixated on theory to seek out other interests and activities that can help them develop a more well-rounded perspective and form meaningful relationships with others.
Either way, as our theorycel friend Raymond Williams once said, when looking at culture we should focus on the specific and the everyday as opposed to theorizing upon the phenomena broadly, as this can be a more material portal to the universal anyway.
by MatthewDonovan March 26, 2023
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Nacho Theorie

When u are 98% Human and 2 % Nacho so u are Nacho-ManIf u weigh 100Kg and lose 2kg and in the same moment u eat 2 kg of Nachos u are 2 % Nachos= NACHO-MAN

-Joe has mama
When u are 98% Human and 2 % Nacho so u are Nacho-Man
Nacho Theorie
by LordFaggot December 7, 2020
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Conspiracy Theorist

Children trying to be edgy by saying different than what a majority of people are saying. Usually they try to sound smart by making up bullshit.
Conspiracy Theorist :Obama is actually an alien from the planet Xneorb who is going to attack Mexico on August 12th 2011. I have no proof to back this up so I'm just going call anyone who disagrees with me an ignorant sheep.
by Lunarlamb June 30, 2011
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