Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

The Creams and the Butters

A term used to describe horrible bowel movements, mostly explosive diarrhea and other sicknesses that make your bowel movements terrible. ie- creamy and buttery shits.

“Hey man, we still on for tonight.”
“Fuck that shit bruh, I got the creams and the butters.”
“Fuck man! feel better.”

by MeMe1996 August 5, 2022

A&D cream

Ass and dick cream

I didn't get enough vitamin d from sunlight on my ass and dick so I put a&d cream on instead

by bushlight November 4, 2017

Irish Cream Bath

A bathtub bukakke from a bunch of irish guys.

"She told me her new favorite drink at the Pub is an Irish Cream Bath."
"That's not a drink, Steve."

by Elyix December 12, 2021

Ice Cream Break

When you need to take a break but you're too scared to say you are jaking off

Elvin: Remember how fat the teacher' ass was?
Meghan: What? What are you talking about?
Elvin: Sorry, an ice cream break is-a callin'!

by IdiotWhataburger April 8, 2023

ice cream sesh

eat ice cream while depressed

thoughts : i’m depressed

also thoughts : ice cream sesh
person : *vibes and complains there fat*

by daddy fuck nr June 2, 2021

Neapolitan cream pie

When you pull it out of the litter box, and it’s got strawberry vanilla and chocolate frosting.

After riding the rectum, hard, he left him with a Neapolitan cream pie.

by Ebeneezer the lady pleaser November 18, 2022