Mash-Potatoing

Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.

Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.

by Konoyaro Bakayaro December 7, 2015

Potato

Used primarily to describe someone as unattractive, but in some cases can be used as extremely attractive.

Friend- Dang you one sexy potato!
You- I try.

by Instant potato October 28, 2017

Put a Potato In Dat Ho

The act of replacing a person's heart during invasive surgery with a fresh spud.

Ting Ping: I take one of the Yakuza boy's and chop is heart out with it and then Put a Potato In Dat Ho.
Fat Tony: ...Okay!

by ClownJuice April 1, 2024

Potato that fork

A slang term in football meaning to take the ball to the goal posts.

I hope Marshawn Lynch is able to break free and potato that fork.

by Woahbikes October 28, 2021

Potato

yummy

that potato is bussin'

by DUDE IM SO SORRY March 7, 2024

Potato

A person who is a complete and utter dipshit

"That guy is a potato"

by Youxoli June 29, 2020

potato brigade

When you and each of your friends orders fries at a restaurant and combine them all together to make one giant pile of fries.

Dude, we need to go to McDonalds and have a potato brigade!

by Daggur111 May 13, 2016