poop dumpster

When a girl poops on your dick and you then put it in her vagina

me and my girlfriend did the poop dumpster and she had her first orgasim

by wow122223333344332141431 July 1, 2011

poop on a platter

A really shit product presented to you after a very hyped preparation

"Dude, that guy claimed to be the best producer around, but he gave us poop on a platter"

by cericratman August 28, 2011

poop in the baghole

1. a statement one exclaims when something goes wrong

I just failed the test! Poop in the baghole!

by bolusface1111111111 September 25, 2011

poop rock

Rock music that sounds like the guy singer is taking a hard crap (poop).

Creed is an exemplar of poop rockery.

by dragcityusa September 25, 2018

Extreme Pooping

The extreme sport of prolonging defication until it's "knocking on heavens door."

Her: Are you into sports?
Him: Yeah, I do extreme pooping.

Her: What is that?

Him: It's when you try and hold in your shit until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you shit your pants.
Her: Well that's extreme, my hero!

by gilgamachete May 31, 2018

Poop Squirt

The occurrence of liquid coming out of one’s anal sphincter during flatulence.

Joe: *Farts*

Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.

Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”

by ILoveZachC February 22, 2021

Poop touch

Poop touch is essentially the game of Tag... but in stead of yelling “you’re it” when tagging someone you say or yell “poop touch”. It is often started without discussion. Someone simply reaches out, taps the person next to them and says it, then runs. Any Tag rules can apply. Base. Pause. Etc. Taunts typically center around inflection heavy chants of, “_______ haaaass the pooooop tooooouch.”

“I sprained my knee playing poop touch with my nephews over the weekend.”

by The Rainbowner April 4, 2021