Crap monkey

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

monkeying about

v, screwing around; waisting time; being off-task

"Stop monkeying about back there and get back to work!" said the angry boss.

by Garrett Wilkerson March 31, 2005

northern monkey

Northern IT contractors operating south of the Watford Gap; often attempting to fraternise with local female population; humourous;prone to slagging from work colleagues

Simon Thomas; Chris Ibbetson

by Bruce Bourke July 10, 2003

Quake Monkey

A player from Quake, or Unreal Tournament in some cases. Cares about nothing except themselves and their scores. Often (ALL THE TIME) ruins actually good games, such as Battlefield 1942 or Operation Flashpoint by not working as a team.

"Quake Monkeys should be legally restricted from other games."
"That Quake Monkey doesn't know the meaning of team."

by Brian September 10, 2003

porch monkey

This is not a racist term im taking it back it doesnt mean nigger or refer to black ppl in anyway its just a person that chills on there porch alot so stop being a faget and thinking porch monkey is bad. Im takin it back porch monkey 4 life

John Smith sit on his porch all day he really is a porch monkey

by Stunner August 19, 2006

grease monkey

1.a low ranking man or/woman who is a mechanic

2.a way to describe someone who is greasy and unwashed.

1.make the grease monkey fix it.

2.ughhh..... check out the grease monkey

by voltaire1778 April 17, 2009

Monkeys chuff

to see the monkeys chuff

did you see that monkeys chuff ?

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006