A Lift Full of Milk

A mouth entirely filled with baby gravy.

We’d gone to the bogs between the main course and pudding arriving, and I’d filled her gob to the brim with love custard. Unfortunately the down button didn’t work, so she had a lift full of milk, and when the doors opened the carpet got drenched. Had to sit there with a flood of jizz on her top for the rest of the meal. I ordered a cheeseboard and some coffees, too.

by Pete’s A December 9, 2023

milk theft

a ritual
only happens in the early hours of the morning
usually under the influence of drugs

sometimes yeild can be up to 10 or more bottles if search is thorough.

treking may be needed if local stock is low

operation milk theft is in full swing tonight boys!

legalise milk theft

by humbugbumflap January 10, 2008

MILK!

(Adjective) To describe something so obvious its ridiculous!

(Femaile) "Hey you wanna a quicky"?...
(Male) MILK!

by Batman 599! June 16, 2010

Spilling Milk

To overly simp for a fictional character generally one from an anime

Hey look at that pedo spilling milk for an osakan high schooler lets wet him up!

by Thanks for the Backshots March 11, 2025

milk and the sauce

a mixture of milk and barbeque sauce that makes people loose their shit

have you heard of the milk and the sauce? they go hand in hand

by thegaeturtleofturtles November 16, 2022

Milk Lottery

A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.

Maury: "So who do you think the father is?

Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."

Maury: "How is this possible?!"

Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."

by JayWalkin April 20, 2025

Milk

abbreviation for "Man I Love Kosuzu"
Kosuzu Motoori is the main protagonist of the Manga series "Forbidden Scrollery" from the Touhou Project.

S: Have you read Chapter 6 of Forbidden Scrollery yet?
K: Hell yea! Milk! She is cute and amazing as always ^^

by Scarristo February 11, 2024