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jensen (Verb irregular German)
The verb "jensen" (German) usually means that a jensing teammate waits until the opponent in a video game is so low on health that the person who is jensing only needs to inflict one more point of damage to the opponent player for him to die or lose a point. The "jenser" therefore gets the point or kill, and the teammate who actually did the work only gets the so-called "assist." The practice of "jensen" (German) is highly controversial and usually triggers discomfort and aggression among teammates of the person who "jensed"(German).
The verb "jensen" (German) usually means that a jensing teammate waits until the opponent in a video game is so low on health that the person who is jensing only needs to inflict one more point of damage to the opponent player for him to die or lose a point. The "jenser" therefore gets the point or kill, and the teammate who actually did the work only gets the so-called "assist." The practice of "jensen" (German) is highly controversial and usually triggers discomfort and aggression among teammates of the person who "jensed"(German).
German Example: Ich habe gerade alle Gegner angeschossen. Du kannst mir nicht jeden einzelnen Gegner "jensen".
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